May the Sharknado be With You

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Yesterday, The Asylum released the first Sharknado: The Fourth Awakens poster to coincide with Star Wars Day. The new poster is a blatant rip off the Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and it is exactly what you would expect from a Sharknado film including flying cows. Check it out after the break.

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May the 4th be with you!

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So today is Intergalactic Star Wars Day, and I being a giant geek decided I would write down the top 10 things I learned from the original Star Wars Trilogy.

#10 No one will mess with you if you play the imperial death march when you enter a room.
#9 Just because your army is expendable doesn’t mean you shouldn’t teach them how to aim.
#8 The coolest way to respond to someone saying they love you is to reply “I know”
#7 Discretion is the better part of valor, let the wookie win.
#6 Always double check, those might BE the droids you’re looking for.
#5 Do or do not, there is no try.
#4 It is never too late to find redemption.
#3 Don’t judge people based on appearance, someone you dismiss at first might end up being a Jedi Master.
#2 Be careful who you kiss, she may end up being your sister.
#1 The force will be with you, always.

Happy Star Wars Day Everyone!

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